Ode to Winter in the Territories

It’s winter in South Dakota
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy mile an hour
At twenty-five below
Oh, how I love South Dakota
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I’ll guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave South Dakota
‘Cause I’m frozen to the ground!!!

Author: Unknown